Dysfunctional Family Christmas

Snowflakes are falling on a silent night
For now all is calm and for now all is bright
'Til the sound of the doorbell fills this house with fear
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

Bring in the bags and the baggage we got
You know those in-laws are coming in hot
Hold on to your stockings it's about to get weird
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord, us help us make it through this Christmas day
It's the crazy that comes along once every year
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here (fa la la la la di da la di day)

Cousin Timmy's got a temp of a hundred and three
He don't cover his mouth whenever he sneezes
And I'm trying my best to not get too near
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here (want to know what else)

Well, Grandma keeps yellin' 'cause Grandpa can't hear
Can you believe Jolene did that to her hair?
When the insults are flying like Santa's reindeer
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord, us help us make it through this Christmas day
It's the crazy that comes along once every year
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord, help us all
Fa la la la la merry Christmas
Fa la la la la di da la di day (fa la la la la merry Christmas)

Well, you can't pick your family, that's God's choice to make
And all we got is each other at the end of the day
So, let's make some memories that we'll all hold dear
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord, us help us make it through this Christmas day
It's the crazy that comes along once every year
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

Merry Christmas