Laundry Lessons
Posted by Mark • May 7, 2018
Posted by Mark • May 7, 2018
It’s really not her fault. I honestly think my mom did everything the could to teach me the finer points of laundry etiquette, and the complex scientific realities of the color coding system. Sadly, her efforts were not enough to prevent my demise and spare my wife 19 years of shrinking her favorite items in the closet, or mixing colors that God never intended to share a washing machine adventure together.
My mom did what she could to send me off to adulthood prepared for the laundry challenges that would come at me like the waves of water swirling around in those cool front-loader machines with the big glass front. My mom did what she could to teach, but in the end I have still failed.
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